Chris Illuminati
Why is NBC Ignoring the Most Interesting Olympic Storyline?
NBC gets its multicolored peacock feathers kicked in the ratings week after week. Even its morning juggernaut ‘The Today Show’ has lost some shine off Matt Lauer’s forever-balding dome. (Seriously, the dude has been losing hair since the late 90’s. It’s time to go Kevorkian on those last few follicles.) The once mighty broadcasting bird is banking big money on the summer games.
Samantha Steele — Crush of the Day
Filling the shoes, and newly ample bosom, of former ESPN sideline reporter and peephole dancing dame Erin Andrews isn’t going to be an easy task. Andrews bolted the worldwide leader for a Fox Sports gig and the boys in Bristol quickly named her replacement — the longhorny Samantha Steele. She was with the Longhorn Network before ESPN. It was too terrible of a pun to pass up.
Sarah Hyland — Crush of the Day
Twenty one year old actress Sarah Hyland is best known for outwitting the awesome Ty Burrell as his rebellious mallrat daughter, Haley, on ABC’s ‘Modern Family’. She’s cute, she’s funny, and she’s tough: Hyland just revealed that she underwent a successful kidney transplant late last month.